Are They Happy?

As noted in The New York Times:

McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken

Sponsored research to find answers

To these Questions:

*Are cows ever happy?

*Do pigs feel pain?

*What do chickens really want? (see “Animals Seeking Happiness,” June 29, 2003)

Question:

Where is the New York Times report on sponsored research to answer these questions:

*What causes kindergartners to feel pain?

*What do 3rd graders really want?

*Are 7th graders ever happy?