Gov. DeSantis Plan for UnWOKE Schools

Take a look at Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s plan to upgrade children’s phonics proficiency, patriotism, and gender sanctity.

School Assembles: Get off to the right start every day

Students start each day in an all-school assembly, reciting together:

“We are the merry DeSantis Youth!

We practice Christian virtue

With our leader, Ron DeSantis

Our redeemer, our intercessor.

Run, Ron, Run!

Libraries First.

The easiest solution would have been the new Vermont State University system model that eliminates all books from school libraries, but DeSantis is a “Don’t do Vermont” kind of guy. He doesn’t eat cheddar cheese or put maple syrup on his pancakes. So he has a plan.

Library Shelving to Restore Decency

Books for boys in blue slip case: books for girls in pink slip case.

All books must show stamp of approval from at least three of the following:

  • Glenn Beck
  • Tucker Carlson
  • Claremont Institute
  • Ann Coulter
  • Daughters of American Revolution
  • Family Research Council
  • Federalist Society
  • Thomas B. Fordham Foundation
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • Heritage Foundation
  • Hillsdale College
  • National Rifle Association
  • Project Veritas
  • Donald J. Trump, Jr.

School Lunch Program Phonics Enhancement

Patriotic Florida children drink orange juice.

Student awarded dessert after naming word with same initial sound as the dessert, chosen from these Florida homegrown specialties:

  • Grapefruit segments
  • Key Lime Pie
  • Orange segments
  • Watermelon

Student eligible for jelly-filled donut after singing the second verse to the Star Spangled Banner.

School Classrooms

All wall and window displays must be cleansed of all manifestations exhibiting Sorus influence and replaced with Florida First icons–celebrations of Florida’s unique moral, political, and cultural ideals.**

Only texts from approved Science of Reading phonics publishers permitted in classroom. The library will take care of other needs.

Bathroom Pass Eligibility Provision

*Students K-1: Sing “Old McDonald” before leaving the room.

*Students 2-4: Pass a DIBELS fluency measure before leaving the room.

*Students 5-6: Identify 6 words exemplifying the “silent e” rule before leaving the room.

*Students 7-8: Identify 6 words violating the “silent e” rule before leaving the room.

Recess Honorarium

After class sings the state song update “In Florida We Trust,” replacing “Swanee,” written by Stephen Foster, who never set foot in the state, they may exit classroom.

Focus on History

Students focus: USCGC Ingham, a famous cutter that served in Vietnam. Gov DeSantis also served in ‘Vietnam.

Focus on Geography

Students learn how to use maps to appreciate Florida’s uniqueness.

Example: How long would it take them to get to each of 6 famous landmarks.

Focus on Mathematics

Students use Florida’s highest point–Britton Hill at 345 feet–to learn measurement:

Example: How many Ron DeSantises lying head to feet would it take to equal 345 feet?

***Moral, Political, & Cultural Ideals Taskforce Guiding Public Schools

Marco Rubio, Rick Scott, and Matt Gaetz