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Sex and Syllabification. Conjugal Consonants. And more!

NRT Adjutant General back from Kindergarten War Zone Set for appearance on Sat Nite Live. Congress Passes Bill McGraw-Hill Airport Passenger Phonemic Awareness Test now mandatory. Business travelers lobby for hardship exclusion. Classroom Bomb Threat a Hoax Toledo, Ohio. Police blew up a brown paper bag which was found to contain bologna, not embedded modifiers. Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Umlauts were on the scene. Cruise/Cruz sign for Spielberg’s first ice ballet:   Differential cryptanalysis of the CR Blend set for early 2020 release Bickering Stalls Schwa Stimulus Package Pompeo warns partisan controversy swirling around the President’s plan threatens national security. Calls for National Guard lesson-monitoring. Special Report NRT special counsel warns: extended blends resistance cells proliferating. 60 Minutes Special Linda Chavez Honored Minority Sentence- Diagrammer-of-Year AwardWhat makes an Economy Grow? PHONICS. Business Roundtable releases special report. Approximately 80% of the human race lives in phonics poverty. Roughly one billion live on fewer than five short vowels a day. According to Reid Lyon and Madonna , co-authors of new study, the good news is that a plan for scientific relief is clear. Partisan Bickering Schwa Compromise fails in the senate. Will the parties pay a political price? Geraldo reacts on Live at 6. Speak Up! Should every high school graduate be required to demonstrate homograph proficiency? Meet one Fortune 500 executive who says Yes! Live at 7.     UP CLOSE & PERSONAL Chicago family without access to 16 rules for syllabification hit hard. Hear their painful story. Live at 8. Phonemic Awareness NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH Taking on Terror Only YOU can keep our communities safe. Live at 9. Shakespeare?s Schwas Fordham Foundation special report. Streaming video.U.S. Ranks 83rd in Consonant Blends “The family that sounds out together, stays together,” advises Pat Robinson at Phonemic Awareness Congressional Breakfast. JUST RELEASED! Index of Phonemics Freedom. Daughters of American Dipthongs “No home should be without it.”
—Lynn Cheney Vowel Voice
Stay informed! Daily e-mail updates. Send us your questions. vowelvoice.gov   Consonant Crisis
If you think the university education departments are cleaning up the mess, think again. Special guest: Arnold Schwarzenegger, honorary chair of President’s Consonant Task Force Sunday at 11 U.S. Ranks 83rd in Consonant Blends “The family that sounds out together, stays together,” advises Pat Robinson at Phonemic Awareness Congressional Breakfast. JUST RELEASED! Index of Phonemics Freedom. Daughters of American Dipthongs “No home should be without it.”
—Lynn Cheney Vowel Voice
Stay informed! Daily e-mail updates. Send us your questions. vowelvoice.gov   Consonant Crisis
If you think the university education departments are cleaning up the mess, think again. Special guest: honorary chair of President’s Consonant Task Force Sunday at 11   Phonics First
Dr. Oz takes on secularists and feminists whose aim is to bring down Phonics First. Today at 2. Autographed Copy of 10 Stupid Things Couples Do to Mess Up Their Short Vowels 12 steps to Phonics Renewal
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P A G E T W O
NEW! National Reading Tribunal RESEARCH REPORTS Phonics Choice and Charter Schools. (03/01/02) On the Horizon: Pre-Natal Phonics Acquisition (03/02/02) Why the President Should Sign a Free Phonics Agreement with Uruguay (03/03/02) The 783rd Yearbook of the National Society for the Preservation of Phonics (03/04/02) The Effects of Phonemic Instruction on Pre-Schoolers who Own Turtles: A Model-based Metanalysis (03/05/02) The Effects of Phonemic Instruction on Pre-Schoolers Who Eat Dill Pickles: Skills Integration Training (03/06/02) The Effects of Computer-mediated Phonics on the Acne Severity of Middle-School Readers (03/07/02) The Effects of Phonemic Intervention on At-Risk Youth with an Aversion to Eggplant (03/09/02) Phonics and its Correlates in the Real World: The Singapore Story (03/10/02) Phonics Prayer of the Day phonicsprayer.com
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PHONICS FIRST 2002:
What?s Happening to States Rights Iniatives?
Comprehensive state-by-state analysis shows that phonics first gets results.
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McGraw-Hill Amendment to the Elementary and Secondary Education Act
With Office of Management and Budget (OMB) predicting phonics deficits until at least fiscal year 2005, delay spells catastrophe.
Download Report. CONTACT YOUR SENATOR PBS Spotlight Lemuel Gets a Chance:
Six Families and Their Silent E Experience
Jerry Springer Mon. Attack of the Phonics Wreckers!
Tues. Mom & 6 daughters swapped vowels with same 63-year-old lover!!
Wed. Phonics Tattoos: Fantastic Body Art!!!
Thurs. “I Faked 120 Phonics Acts?To Keep Hubby Happy.”
Fri. Bi-phonics Revealed!!!! Oprah Mon: What You Need to Know About Phonics Abuse
Tues: Phonics Book Club News
Wed: Confessions of a Recovering Umlaut Avoider
Thurs: Spotlight: Phonics Freedom Scholarship Winners
Fri: Complete Phonics Makeover